Captain Stevens: Goodwin, your name is Goodwin...
Goodwin: That is correct. Welcome back, Captain.
Captain Stevens: Ma'am, I need to talk to my father. Has anybody been notified that I am stateside?
Goodwin: Who bombed the train, Captain?
Captain Stevens: What?
Goodwin: Who bombed the train?
Captain Stevens: A woman kept calling me "Shawn".
Goodwin: That is incidental. Think Captain, remember back. Who bombed the train?
Captain Stevens: I don't know who bombed the god damned train.
Goodwin: Then go back and try again.
Captain Stevens: Back where?
Goodwin: You will have 8 minutes, same as last time.
Captain Stevens: No, no, no, no, no. No more bullshit sim tests, ok? I need to know, where I am, what is the location and condition of my crew. Does anybody know that I am stateside? You are obligated to give me this information!
Goodwin: Start with the bomb! Where is it, what does it look like. What kind of explosive, how is it detonated.
Captain Stevens: Right, right...
Goodwin: Find the bomb and you'll find the bomber.
Captain Stevens: Find the bomb...wait nooo!
Christina: I took your advice. It was good advice. Thank you.
Captain Stevens: Ok, that's good.
Christina: And I signed up for a NALSAR course. Next thing you know, I'll be moving to India to find myself.
Captain Stevens: Don't say...
Christina: Know any good Gurus? Oh, she got your shoe... So, what do you think? Am I on the right track?
Captain Stevens: It's the same train but it's different.
Christina: Deep. I hope it's different. I feel the same way. What? Brian. What is it with guys, everything is more beautiful in retrospect.
Captain Stevens: This looks so real.
Christina: You know, I think it's gonna be really good for me to get as far away from him as possible.
Captain Stevens: Unbelievable detail.
Conductor: Ticket. May I see your ticket? Thanks.
Captain Stevens: They wouldn't put the doer in front of me.
Christina: The doer?
Captain Stevens: You are the pretty girl. The distraction.
Captain Stevens: Every sim has one.
Black man: Hey, are we gonna make up the ten minute?
Conductor: We are gonna try.
Christina: Are you talking about Brian?
Max Denoff: Hey Grandpa. What the hell was the delay back there?
Captain Stevens: What you late for?
Max Denoff: What?
Captain Stevens: You seem concerned about the time. What are you late for?
Max Denoff: I'm late for an asshole festival. I hear you are headlining.
Captain Stevens: Oh that's funny. Who are you, a comedian?
Christina: Yeah, he is a comedian.
Max Denoff: Sit down, freak. Fans...
Christina: That’s the guy. He came in 3rd on America's Got Talent. Got sided twice for DUI. We talked about him.
Captain Stevens: Thank you, ma'am, thank you.
Christina: You are welcome.
Broadcasting: Glenbrook station.
Man making call: Yeah, but at 1 o'clock the bridge is gonna be jammed.
Kid: Damn it!
Student: Ah, I am sorry. Hey Mister, hey. You dropped this.
Derek Frost: Ah, thanks.
Broadcasting: All aboard, doors are closing.
Captain Stevens: The explosion came from behind me.
Christina: What's with you?
Captain Stevens: Out of time to talk to you right now.
Max Denoff: I got time for you.
Broadcasting: Next stop, Chicago, Union Station.
Captain Stevens: Oh, shit! Goodwin, you gonna tell me how to disarm this? Should I ... unplug it? Or do you want me to just leave it? Ok, ehmm. I am just gonna leave it. Ok? Ladies and Gentleman, Transit Security.
Max Denoff: You're not.
Captain Stevens: Due to a classified security-breach, I need all of you turn off your personal electronic devices till we pull into the station, ok? That means laptops, cellphones. Cellphone, Sir. Cellphone, Sir! Thank you very much. Pagers, anything electronic. Thank you. It's a precautionary measure, it's nothing to worry about.
Max Denoff: So which is it, security breach or precautionary measure?
Captain Stevens: Sir! Sir. Is there a problem here, Sir?
Man wearing sunglasses: I am in the middle of a very big deal...
Captain Stevens: I need you to turn that off. Why don't you show me that ID again?
Captain Stevens: Turn it off! Turn it off.
Man wearing sunglasses: What's your problem, asshole?
Christina: Shawn, what are you doing?
Captain Stevens: Hey, not a good idea ma'am. Not a good idea. Oh, that's not a good idea.
Christina: I think you broke his jaw.
Captain Stevens: It's ok, he is not any more real than you are.
Christina: I am not real? How about next time you drive to work!
Captain Stevens: There's not gonna be a next time.